...take a hint.

I'm giving you a '10' for enthusiasm, but your total utter lack of an-an-ANYTHING remotely interesting plotwise brings it down to a grand total of '0'. I've said it once before, and I'm saying it again- lay off the penguins- lay off the crack- grow up.

...an epileptic seizure waiting to happen.

If a cow says 'meow', does a cat go 'moo'? Random and unfunny, lay off the penguins. What did they ever do to you?